MATCH 1: Aidan Raider vs. Alex Riley
Alex Riley vs Aidan Raider : Spin kick by Alex Riley to the face. Springboard reverse elbow by Alex Riley. Excellent move. Cover for a two count. Riley only gets knees on a splash. Raider hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Driven DDT by Aidan Raider. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Aidan Raider, Riley is out. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Aidan Raider hits a rolling kick on Riley. Riley backdrops Aidan Raider out of a piledriver attempt. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Raider is down. Hooks the leg for a two count. Shining Wizard on Raider, Riley really laid that one in. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Alex Riley strikes Raider. Raider counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Riley walks into a face crusher variation. Aidan Raider moves in for the kill. Spear! 1....2....3.
MATCH 2: Austin Cross vs. The Rock
Austin Cross vs The Rock : Cross hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Spinning back kick from Austin Cross. Cross uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Rock kicks Austin Cross in the gut to reverse the momentum. Rock slams Austin Cross down. Spinebuster by The Rock. Hooks the leg for a two count. Cross blocks a kick from The Rock. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Rock is down. There's a two count on the pin. DDT from the top rope by Austin Cross. That looked brutal. Pin, but Rock is out just before the three count. The Rock avoids an Austin Cross avalanche. The Rock fires off some right and left hands. Austin Cross pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Second rope flying axe handle, Rock goes down. The Rock gets knocked to the ground by Cross, who is already climbing the turnbuckle. Off the top - Fall from Grace, forget about it. 1....2...3!
MATCH 3: DARK ANGEL VS. THE MIZ
Dark Angel vs The Miz : Stiff high kick on Miz by Dark Angel who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Kick from Dark Angel to the leg. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Flying elbow from Dark Angel. The Miz powers out of a Dark Angel headlock. Second rope flying axe handle, DA goes down. Miz crushes DA with a running senton. There's a two count on the pin. DA blocks a punch. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Dark Angel. Akira Maeda would be proud. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Miz blocks a punch. Dropkick connects, DA goes down. Dark Angel avoids a The Miz avalanche. DA hits a dropkick on The Miz. The Miz is in trouble. Here it comes - Kamikaze Crash. 1....2...3, it's finished. Steve Austin has a chair. DA turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Miz is next to take a hard shot. Stone Cold has demolished everyone!
MAIN EVENT: C.M. PUNK VS. DANIEL BRYAN
CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan : CM Punk strikes Bryan. Bryan walks into a high dropkick from CM Punk. Driven DDT by CM Punk. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Bryan takes a flying neckbreaker from CM Punk. Bryan blocks a kick from CM Punk. Daniel Bryan hits a rolling kick on Punk. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Punk is down. Cover for a two count. CM Punk comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Punk crushes Bryan with a sweet running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Back heel kick off the second rope, Bryan goes flying. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Bryan pushes out of a CM Punk hold. Daniel Bryan strikes Punk. Punk reverses a Daniel Bryan hammerlock. Punk hits a dropkick on Daniel Bryan. The referee watches as the two wrestlers go to the outside and start brawling around ringside. He completes a ten count, and they are still outside, having ignored the count. This match is over via double count out. CM Punk offers a handshake to Bryan...and he accepts it! No! Daniel Bryan levels Punk with a cheap shot right hand! Daniel Bryan drops Punk to the canvas. Daniel Bryan quickly locks on the Yes! Lock! CM Punk has been floored after the match.
