Cody Rhodes VS Goldust VS Booker T (IC Title match) MITB: Ziggler VS Miz VS Truth VS Swagger VS Kofi VS Barrett VS Gabriel VS Orton Epico & Primo VS the Usos (Tag team titles match) Shaquille O'neil VS Big Show Phoenix VS Kharma (Divas title) Kane VS Henry CM Punk VS Jericho (WWE Title match) Taker VS HHH VS HBK (HIAC) Bryan VS Sheamus VS Orton (Orton wins MITB And cashes in before this match starts to compete in it, it is what bryan was willing to do in the past)
4 matches named so far. At least 3 will be made on the night. Personally, last year's EC was good, but this year's is just more or less a filler. Maybe they should replace EC with something else, since EC is a bit gimmicky. Your thoughts?
BREAKING NEWS: Randy Orton suffered a concussion on Raw SuperShow, and will not be cleared to compete in the World Heavyweight Championship Elimination Chamber Match this Sunday!!
Now seriously the SD elimination chamber is fucked up who will replace Orton? Hunico? Justin Gabriel? Maybe Christian?!,well IDK and honestly IDC so lets wait and see what happens at EC.
A DVD Review by the most popular sumbitch backstage..
MATCH 1: The Undertaker vs Jimmy Superfly Snuka
And so the streak begins. Taker attacks from behind to start and rams Snuka into the buckle. He continues the assault with a choke on the ropes, and a flying clothesline off the ropes. Taker picks up Snuka with a handful of face, and chokes him out in the corner. Snuka reverses a whip into the corner, but charges into a knee, which sends him to the floor. Taker brings him back inside with a suplex, but misses...
The one thing good I can think of this episode was the feud between Punk and Jericho officially starting. I can definitely say I'm behind Jericho on the storyline, but it's obvious he's not going to be the WWE Champion. WWE wouldn't want their current top star losing to their previous top star. They're trying to keep Punk over, so a win at Mania will more than likely get him over to Cena status, that's what I see happening anyway. If WWE decide to give Jericho another victory at Wrestlemania, I'll be super happy, but I doubt it'll happen, just saying.
Time for moar Soopstars. Would ya believe it, I once again have hardly anything to talk about, though there are some little thoughts I had while watching the show that I might as well let y'all know about. Because I like y'alot... Now don't take that too serious. Ok, let's get started here.
SUPERSTARS IN A NUT SHELL
First of all, here are the results of the show's matches:
Jinder Mahal def. Yoshi Tatsu. Alicia Fox and Kelly Kelly def. The Bella Twins
Yeah, this is posted late because I had English exams all week. I'm sitting here watching both NXT AND Superstars though just so I can post this so be grateful dammit. Anyway, this episode of NXT was sort of uneventful although... One thing happened that made me turn into Brian Danielson (YES! YES! YES!) Matt Striker MENTIONED the end of the season. I KNOW RIGHT? THE END OF THE SEASON, PARTY TIME!!!! WOOOOO!!!! He didn't say when it was going to be though, so fuck.
PWInsider.com is reporting that WWE plans to develop a new show for the debuting WWE Network which will be centered exclusively around cruiserweights. The report notes that WWE has been searching the indy scene for talents weighing in at around 200 pounds for the show. As previously reported, WWE filmed a test pilot at Florida's Sunlife University back in December, reportedly loved the feeling of the pilot, and plans to use the venue as the location for the cruiserweight-based show.
This was the show we all wanted to see for John Laurinaitis was to be fired. Well, at least that's what we all thought. What actually happened caught me, and many others by surprise. There were some great matches on this show too, all in all, the show itself was decent this week, very decent. Me gusta.
RAW SUPERSHOW IN A NUT SHELL
First of all, here are the results from the show's matches:
What happened at this PPV was seriously unexpected and personally, I didn't like it. But hey, some people do. The PPV itself was decent, and the main Royal Rumble match was as good as it ever is, but the ending... Eh, I'm not sure about it. Anyway, I know it's posted yet but FU, at least it's posted. Not that you'll need this, I'll bet you all watched the show anyway. Anyway, it's time for...
ROYAL RUMBLE IN A NUT SHELL
First of all, here are all the results from the show...
Cuz I'm bored, Imma put who I'd have in my dream rumble match
Ken Shamrock Evan Bourne Paul London William Regal TAKA Michinoku Brian Christopher El Pantera Mr Perfect Daniel Bryan CM Punk Mistico Averno La Mascara Juventud Guerrera Super Crazy Alex Shelley Chris Sabin Douglas Williams Kendo Nagasaki Eric Young Dean Malenko Kid Kash Justin Gabriel Johnny Saint Chris Jericho Tyson Kidd Vader Cody Rhodes Wade Barrett Ultimo Dragon
WHY THE FUCK DID SHEAMUS FUCKING WON THE RUMBLE??!! TELL ME WHY??!!! HE´S FUCKING AWFUL DAMNIT THIS RUMBLE WAS FOR JERICHO NOT FOR FUCKING SHEAMUS???!!!!
GODAMNIT I WONT WATCH WWE TILL FUCKING ELIMINATION CHAMBER!!!!!
Decent episode this week, although It's been a long day so this post'll probably be shitty, I'll try to make it to it's usual standards. So this week marked the official completion of Brian Danielson's heel turn. He's officially da bad guy now. Big show came back after taking a break to cry over hurting AJ, and also Randy Orton made his return, I thought he was going to be gone for longer, I am disappoint. Anyway, allow me to get this over and done with...
A video is played, hyping the Chris Jericho vs Triple H feud.
Vince McMahon is backstage, and announces that at No Way Out we will see JBL and Big Show fight one on one in a steel cage match for the United States Championship.
Match 1: The Rock vs Test
Tony Chimel: The following contest is set for one fall, introducing first, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, TEST!
*BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Tony Chimel: And his opponent, from Miami Florida, THE GREAT ONE, THEEEEE ROCK!
Tony Chimel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from Atlanta, Georgia, weighing in at 220 pounds, the Rabid Wolverine, CHRIS! BENOIT!
Triple H is backstage, talking to an unidentified person on a cell phone. We hear him tell them to be ready, as something is going to happen soon.
Match 1: Rikishi vs Booker T
Booker scoops and slams Rikishi. What's the difference between a scoop slam and a body slam anyway? Rikishi reverses a Booker T hammerlock. Booker T takes a right hand to the temple from Rikishi. I bet those hurt more than Sgt. Slaughter's Noogies. Rikishi whips Booker into the turnbuckles...and the ref is crushed! Rikishi turns Booker inside-out with a clothesline....
The show this week, though it was just as long as every other one, felt shorter. I don't know why, it just felt very brief. The reason for this is that the matches flowed through really quickly, there was pretty much nothing in between. There was some pretty interesting stuff that I noticed though.
SUPERSTARS IN A NUT SHELL
First of all, here are the results from the show's matches
Anyone else here a big-ish lucha fan? Just wanted to know. I shall now leave you with a list of my top ten favourite luchas.
10. Mil Mascaras 9. Hijo del Pantera 8. Último Dragón 7. Averno 6. La Sombre 5. La Mascara 4. Juventud Guerrera 3. Mistico 2. Super Crazy 1. El Pantera
After watching this episode I'm pretty convinced that season 5 will never end. They've started up yet another fued, which means we've got to wait even longer for the finale. I'm beginning to wonder if they even class this as a competition anymore. Maybe it's just a normal show, as I've suggested before. I know they've fucked this season up to the point of no return by making it too long. They've kept the season going for this long, they have no real reason to suddenly end it now and I doubt they will.
I'm happy that this was actually a decent episode of Raw. I liked it. Some pretty interesting stuff happened this week that makes for decent news, so I'll be happy to tell you all about it in this post. A-LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I PRESENT TO YOU...
RAW SUPERSHOW IN A NUT SHELL
First of all, here are the show's results:
Dolph Ziggler & U.S. Champion Jack Swagger def. WWE Champion CM Punk & John Cena...
I got the feeling that this episode of Smackdown was some kind of joke. It's like the entire thing was a cheesy comedy show. The only real serious part of the entire show was the main event, and even that ended in a no contest. Meh, I liked the spin the wheel concept that they took from Raw Roulette but other that that this show was kind of bland. Some good matches though. Time to sum up...
The hardest WWE show to review in a nut shell is Superstars. You might think it would be the easiest as it's just matches, nothing else, but that's just it. I can post the match results, but that would make the post pretty damn short. So it takes a lot of thought to think of other interesting things that happened during the show, no matter how small. Remember that now as I sum up...
SUPERSTARS IN A NUT SHELL
First of all, here are the results from the show's matches:
NXT might get a lot of bad kick... And rightfully so. Sometimes there are actually pretty good matches, but this episode. This episode was just terrible, no surprise I know but... Even for NXT standards this was bad... Really bad. Like, I can't believe how bad it is. The thought that WWE saw fit to post this on their own website makes me sick let alone TV here in Britain. What were they thinking? The ending was what made it the worst... As much as it pains me to say it, I guess it's time for me to sum it all up so you don't have to watch it. Here's:
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