make everyone a jobber accept Nunzio and Funaki make them main eventers and it will be 100% better than this roster trust me :(TROLLFACE):

Push Christian and de-push HHH

Push Chris Benoit and JBL

RCF WOULD LIKE TO WELCOME:

CM Punk

Ken Anderson

Colt Cabana

So how do you do this anyway? Is this a game or something? IS THIS A GAME TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Tajiri def Booker T.

Jericho def Benoit.

CM Punk and Colt Cabana def Evolution.

The Rock def Test.

Just my predictions =)

WELCOME TO RCF RAW!

Randy Orton has come out, carrying the WWE Intercontinental belt. He climbs into the ring. Before he can say anything though, the debuting Mr. Kennedy comes out of the crowd and attacks. Mr. Kennedy drives Randy Orton into the corner. Mic Check! Mr. Kennedy grabs the title belt and leaves through the crowd.

Booker T vs Tajiri

Rude Awakening on Tajiri by Booker. Powerslam from Booker T. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Tajiri counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Tajiri hits a wicked chop. Tajiri hits a rolling kick on Booker. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Tajiri with an enziguri. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Tajiri hits a dropkick on Booker T. Tajiri only gets knees on a splash. Booker T hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Massive lariat. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. Big clothesline on Tajiri. Tajiri gets slammed. Tajiri fights out of a grapple. Legsweep out of nowhere. DDT from the top rope by Tajiri. Booker T can barely stand. BUZZSAW KICK! 1...2....3!

WINNER: Tajiri

Mr. Kennedy is shown walking backstage, holding the Intercontinental Championship over his shoulder, and smirking at everyone he walks past.

Chris Jericho vs Chris Benoit

Russian legsweep with a cane around the neck, Jericho is out! Chris Benoit hits a delayed suplex on Jericho. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Jericho counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Spinning back kick from Chris Jericho. Driven DDT by Chris Jericho. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Benoit gets nailed with a DVD player to the head. Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Jericho looks shocked. Spin kick by Chris Jericho to the face. They brawl to the outside and into the crowd. High kick on Benoit. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Sharp kick. They wind up back in the squared circle. Benoit reverses a Chris Jericho hammerlock. Vicious back suplex! Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up. Short powerbomb by Benoit. Cover! 1....2....kick out at the last second! Benoit looks shocked. Vertical suplex by Chris Benoit. Jericho gets suplexed through a table. Chris Jericho blocks a right hand and fires back. Jericho hits a dropkick on Chris Benoit. Jericho face jams Chris Benoit. Chris Benoit slugs Chris Jericho, sending him down into the corner. While Benoit fires up the crowd, Jericho is removing the turnbuckle pad! Chris Benoit comes over...but Jericho grabs him by the tights and uses the leverage to slingshot Chris Benoit face first into the exposed steel turnbuckle! Chris Jericho rolls up the stunned Chris Benoit, and even puts his feet on the second rope to add insult to injury! 1....2...3! What a display of cheating from Chris Jericho. Chris Jericho slides out of the ring to the floor, then turns and leaves through the crowd. He's happy to have the win, and evidently isn't going to hang around for Benoit to get some payback.

John Cena is backstage in his locker room. In comes CM Punk, and he attacks. They begin brawling around the room. Colt Cabana comes in too, and he joins in the attack on Cena. The two-on-one attack leaves John Cena down in his own locker room.

A video is played, hyping Evolution, featuring Randy Orton in particular.

-- World Tag Team Title Match!
Second City Saints vs Flair and Batista

Batista turns Punk inside-out with a clothesline. Flair and Batista hook up Colt, then hit a double suplex. Tornado punch from Ric Flair. Batista and Colt both climb up and over the cage, leaving their partners battling it out. John Cena appeared on the outside, and came in via the door...and floored CM Punk with a chair! Flair took the opportunity and left the cage to get the win for Evolution!

The crowd boos at the way the match ended.

Test vs The Rock

Bodyslam by Rock. Rock hits a stump piledriver on Test. Pin : 1....2..no. The match continues. Test powers out of a The Rock headlock. Test hits a right hand on The Rock. Test with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Rock. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Test with a standing spinebuster. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. Rock gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Rock backdrops Test out of a piledriver attempt. The Rock hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Side suplex from Rock. Hooks the leg : 1....2....shoulder up! That was close. Back elbow connects, Test staggers backward. The Rock uses a forearm to the face. Test ducks a clothesline attempt. The Rock takes a right hand to the temple from Test. Test turns Rock inside-out with a clothesline. Test floors Rock near the ropes and makes the pin. Test is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!! Rock grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident.