RCF Sunday Night Heat Ep. 1

Dudley Boyz vs A.P.A.

Bubba Ray Dudley takes a right hand to the temple from Farooq. Running clothesline from Farooq. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag between Farooq and Bradshaw. Farooq scoops up Bubba. Bradshaw bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. 1 - 2 - kick out. Weak bodyslam on Bubba by Bradshaw. Bradshaw drops an elbow...but misses...HAH. Bubba Ray Dudley hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Tag between Bubba Ray Dudley and D-Von Dudley. D-Von hits a stump piledriver on Bradshaw, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Bradshaw gets squashed in the corner with an arm to the face. D-Von Dudley misses a big legdrop and lands ASS-FIRST on the mat. Running clothesline from Bradshaw. Bradshaw tags out to Farooq. Farooq strikes D-Von Dudley. Tag between D-Von Dudley and Bubba Ray Dudley. Farooq strikes Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba Ray Dudley is in big trouble...Spike Powerbomb!! 1....2....3!

WINNER: Dudley Boyz

Ryan Savage vs Charlie Haas

Chop by Savage on Haas. Savage walks into a trip. Huge kick by Charlie Haas on Savage. The referee is out, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Spear! Savage is down. Cover, but there's no one to count for Charlie Haas. Savage gets out the back of a Charlie Haas bodyslam attempt. Savage hits a dropkick on Charlie Haas. Messed up second rope splash by Savage. 1 - 2 - kick out. Slingshot clothesline by Savage, who almost slipped on the ropes...bwahahahaha, now that would have been really cool. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Charlie Haas elbows Ryan Savage in the face to break a hammerlock. Snapmare on Savage, who was hit hard. 1 - 2 - 2.999. Charlie Haas is in trouble. Complete Shot! 1....2....3. Ryan Savage is still in the ring celebrating.

WINNER: Ryan Savage

Jacob Wolfe vs Billy Kidman vs Matt Hardy Version 1.0

Dropkick connects...Matt goes down like a skanky hooker. Dropkick connects...Jacob goes down like a sack of rocks. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 elbows Billy Kidman in the face to break a hammerlock. Billy Kidman takes a butterfly suplex from Matt. Back heel kick from Jacob on Matt, missed by miles. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Flying elbow from Billy Kidman. Jacob counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Matt \ Jacob whip Kidman into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Really cool stunner-type thing out of the corner from Matt Hardy Version 1.0, Kidman might be dead. Uninspiring brawling from Jacob Wolfe. Matt ducks a wild right hand. Matt Hardy Version 1.0 hits a rolling kick on Kidman. Billy Kidman is in trouble. Twist Of Fate! 1....2....3.

WINNER: Matt Hardy

Tajiri vs Cole Scorpio

Tajiri pulls Cole onto the table for a powerbomb, but he uses a backdrop to get out of the predicament. Super kick by Tajiri. Cole backdrops Tajiri out of a piledriver attempt. Forearm to the face from Cole on Tajiri. Cole hits a wheel kick on Tajiri. Cole Scorpio goes to slam Tajiri through a table, but he manages to escape. Cole hits a wheel kick on Tajiri. Tajiri counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Spinning kicky move by Tajiri on Cole. Running knee to the face on Cole, Tajiri is God for doing such a stupidly dangerous move!!! Tajiri hits a rolling kick on Cole. Tajiri pulls Cole onto the table for a piledriver, but he uses a backdrop to survive. Tajiri gets taken down out of nowhere. Side suplex from Cole, looked crap. Cole climbs onto the table with Tajiri and hits a bodyslam through it for the win!

WINNER: Cole Scorpio

Matt Redd vs A-Train

Matt Redd slams A-Train down. Matt Redd scores with a crappy face jam on A-Train. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. A-Train blocks a suplex attempt using the power of gravity. Weak headbutt on Redd by A-Train. A-Train slams Matt Redd down. A-Train DDTs Redd. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Powerslam from A-Train on Redd. A-Train gets taken down out of nowhere. Messed up bodyslam by Redd. Messed up second rope splash by Redd. A-Train ducks a wild right hand. Matt Redd hooks up a suplex, but A-Train flips out and lands on his feet, and quickly grabs the tights to score with a school boy pin! 1...2..3! The referee somehow missed the blatant cheating! Redd grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident.

WINNER: A-Train

Aidan Raider vs CM Punk

Aidan Raider drives Punk into the cage side. Back heel kick from Raider on Punk, missed by miles. Aidan Raider climbs the cage, but gets pulled down by Punk! Punk gets out the back of a Aidan Raider bodyslam attempt. Raider takes a flying neckbreaker from CM Punk. CM Punk launches Raider into the cage wall. Messed up second rope splash by Raider. CM Punk powers out of a Aidan Raider headlock. Delayed brainbuster suplex, Punk held that one for ages. Aidan Raider gets knocked to the ground by Punk. Devil Lock!!! Aidan Raider goes limp! CM Punk and Raider climb the cage....until Aidan Raider gets knocked off by a right hand! Punk climbs over the top for the win! CM Punk is still in the ring celebrating. Aidan Raider pushes the referee away. Aidan Raider spins Punk around. Aidan Raider hits the Spear!

WINNER: C.M. Punk

I speared CM Punk.

But still lost the match.

lolwat

You lost the cage match, but speared Punk post-match.

I won a tables match via top-rope powerslam apparently.

Randy, tell us the actual stipulations from now on!

SNEAK PEEK TO MONDAY NIGHT RAW!

Cole Scorpio & Chris Jericho vs. Ryan Savage & Chris Benoit

Tajiri vs Aidan Raider

John Cena vs Edge

Jacob Wolfe vs CM Punk

Triple H vs. Goldberg

Veeery interesting. Any idea when its going up?

Ryan Savage and Chris Benoit vs Cole Scorpio and Chris Jericho

Punch by Savage, missing Cole by about six inches. Suplex into a front slam from Savage, who almost dropped Cole Scorpio. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Savage tags out to Chris Benoit. Benoit \ Savage whip Cole into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Cole gets caught with a short powerbomb from Benoit. 1 - 2 - kick out. Cole takes a back suplex. Cole Scorpio, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. Slingshot clothesline by Cole. Cole tags out to Chris Jericho. Flying elbow from Chris Jericho, followed by a superkick. Benoit counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Tag to Ryan Savage. Back heel kick from Savage on Jericho, missed by miles. Ryan Savage scores with a awesomely-bad looking standing spinebuster. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Ryan Savage strikes Chris Jericho. Jericho gets out the back of a Ryan Savage bodyslam attempt. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Savage is down. The referee is out, as he goes down after accidentally getting caught by an elbow to the face. Ryan Savage knocks Jericho to the outside, then signals for the Complete Shot. He reaches out of the ring for Chris Jericho...and gets clobbered with the ring bell! Right to the head! The referee wakes up to see Jericho sliding in and making the pinfall: 1....2....3!

Winner: Chris Jericho & Cole Scorpio

Aidan Raider is backstage, talking trash on Tajiri.

Cole Scorpio is walking backstage when Chris Jericho comes from behind and attacks him with a chair. Chris Jericho walks off after hitting a few more chair shots, leaving Cole down on the floor, then screamed "I CARRIED YOU! YOU ARE USELESS!"

Tajiri vs Aidan Raider

Big kick on Raider by Tajiri. Tajiri uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Spinning kicky move by Tajiri on Raider. Springboard dropkick from Tajiri...cool. CM Punk comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Aidan Raider turns around. CM Punk drops Raider to the canvas. CM Punk quickly locks on the Devil Lock! Punk leaves the ring, the damage done! 1 - 2 - 3. Tajiri pinned Raider. Aidan Raider goes on the rampage, firing off stiff shots to both Tajiri and CM Punk, who take the hint and swiftly leave the ring for their own safety.

Winner: Tajiri

Eric Bischoff is backstage, and announces that at Backlash we will see Chris Jericho vs. Cole Scorpio.

John Cena vs Edge

Cena takes a headbutt from Edge. John Cena pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. John Cena hits some punches. Cena whips Edge into the turnbuckles...and the referee gets sandwiched. John Cena scores with a standing spinebuster. Cover, but there's no one to count for John Cena. Edge pushes out of a John Cena hold. Big backdrop on Cena, executed well. Big piledriver on Cena. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Powerbomb on Cena. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. John Cena ducks a clothesline attempt. Edge walks into a slam. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. Edge fights out of a grapple. Edge moves in for the kill. Edgeocutioner!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!

Winner: Edge

Brock Lesnar is in the ring, carrying the WWE World Title. Kurt Angle comes down and gets in the ring. After a few words, Angle grabs the belt and waffles the champion with it, knocking him out. Kurt Angle poses above him, the belt in his hands.

Goldberg is backstage, talking about how he will pin HHH with the spear..

Jacob Wolfe vs CM Punk

Big kick on Jacob by CM Punk. Jacob takes a rana from CM Punk. 1 - 2 - shoulder up. Jacob Wolfe ducks a CM Punk clothesline. Jacob suplexes Punk to the canvas. Punk takes a sloppy snap suplex from Jacob Wolfe. Jacob Wolfe hits a headlocky thing off the ropes. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Jacob Wolfe uses a running dropkick into the corner, and clearly misses...that was the shits. Punk backdrops Jacob Wolfe out of a piledriver attempt. Jacob takes a rana from CM Punk. Jacob takes a rana from CM Punk. Jacob gets out the back of a CM Punk bodyslam attempt. The referee watches as the two wrestlers go to the outside and start brawling around ringside. He completes a ten count, and they are still outside, having ignored the count. This match is over via double count out. Aidan Raider comes running down the aisle with a chair! CM Punk is just leaving the ring...and Raider scores with a brutal chair shot! CM Punk falls to the floor holding his head.

WINNER: Double Countout

Triple H vs Goldberg

Big kick from HHH. Goldberg takes a right hand to the temple from HHH. Goldberg counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Goldberg hits a weak elbow on Triple H. Big clothesline from Goldberg. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Triple H takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Triple H hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. HHH DDTs Goldberg. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. HHH only gets knees on a splash. Goldberg hits some weak-looking punches. I could hit better shots than that. HHH blocks a punch. Weak bodyslam on Goldberg by HHH. Randy Orton comes running down the aisle with a chair! HHH goes to irish whip Goldberg into the ropes. Orton hits Goldberg with a chair to the back! Triple H floors Goldberg. PEDIGREE! 1..2...3! Goldberg, having realized what happened, grabs the referee, then nails him with a right hand! Dozens of people hit the ring to stop any further incident.

WINNER: Triple H

WWE Stories of the week:

WWE falls in popularity since last month ... 6.05 rating for Raw, highest ever ... Heat scores highest rating yet with a 2.87 ... Up-and-comer Randy Orton being praised for skills ... Trouble maker Jacob Wolfe at it again ... Cole Scorpio perhaps looking for time off to heal ...

It's good to report that we have no injuries right now.

Watch Cole Scorpio closely. I see real superstar potential in this hoss, it's only a matter of time before gold beckons.

Ohio Valley Wrestling is certainly an interesting area of the company. We're watching Alexis Laree, who looks to be a real future superstar, especially closely.

To squash a rumour, we have had no contact with Hulk Hogan.

We're all extremely pleased with the ratings that Raw has been getting. Heat is an exciting product, definitely a strong part of our brand.

Until next time, take care...
Reaume Corporation-Federation Prime Owner, Commissioner, and Chairman, Randy Reaume

MID-WEEK INCIDENT = REPORTED ON APRIL 4

Randall Reaume wrote:

MID-WEEK INCIDENT = REPORTED ON APRIL 4

Suspend for a month.

Fire - We don't need a bad attitude affecting the staff/talents .

SMACKDOWN SNEAK PEEK!

Cole Scorpio & Chris Benoit vs The Dudley Boyz (REFEREE: Chris Jericho)

Jacob Wolfe vs Rikishi Ryan Savage vs Rikishi

The Rock vs. Test

Breakthrough Battle Royal including Eddie Guerrero, Booker T, Cole Scorpio, Ryan Savage, Rikishi, Test, John Cena, Aidan Raider, Edge, and Chris Jericho

LAWL

Two matches? Oh lawd

Cole Scorpio and Chris Benoit vs Dudley Boyz

Powerslam from D-Von Dudley on Cole. Tag to Chris Benoit. Weak bodyslam on Benoit by D-Von. D-Von tags out to Bubba Ray Dudley. Big piledriver on Benoit. Benoit tags out to Cole Scorpio. Big piledriver on Cole. Bubba Ray Dudley scores with a standing spinebuster. Bubba Ray Dudley scores with a quick roll up. 1.2.3! Chris Jericho made a lightning fast three count, Cole Scorpio had no chance to kick out. Cole Scorpio nails an unsuspecting Jericho with a clothesline from behind. Chris Jericho is in trouble. Scorpio Bomb!!! That shook the ring. Cole Scorpio leaves Jericho down on the canvas, hurt.

WINNERS: The Dudley Boyz

Eric Bischoff is backstage, and announces that on next week's SmackDown! we will see Ryan Savage vs. Cole Scorpio.

Ryan Savage vs Rikishi

Ryan Savage takes a right hand to the temple from Rikishi. Rikishi hits a stump piledriver on Ryan Savage, but messed it up. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Ryan Savage takes the advantage with a punch to the face. Ryan Savage hits some weak-looking punches. I could hit better shots than that. Uninspiring brawling from Ryan Savage. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Diving headbutt from Savage, not much elevation. 1 - 2 - 2.999 Punch by Savage, missing Rikishi by about six inches. Rikishi powers out of a headlock. Rikishi hits a bulldog off the ropes. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Rikishi DDTs Ryan Savage. 1 - 2 - almost a 3. Rikishi slams Ryan Savage down. Rikishi hits Savage with some amateur blows. Ryan Savage ducks a clothesline attempt. Rikishi takes a weak clothesline. Slingshot clothesline by Savage, who almost slipped on the ropes...bwahahahaha, now that would have been really cool. Ryan Savage gets a roll-up...and grabs a handful of tights as well! The referee doesn't see it: 1....2...3!! Rikishi goes nuts, attacking the referee! DDT! The referee is out!

WINNER: Ryan Savage

Cole Scorpio is in the ring, when Chris Jericho comes out onto the stage. They trade insults back and forth, building toward the battle royal.

We see Aidan Raider arriving backstage.

10 Man Battle Royal

Immediately, Cole Scorpio took a cheap shot big boot to the face, throwing him from the ring. (Elimination # 1) Flying dropkick from Savage on Booker. Savage threw Booker T over the top rope like a common Pygmy. (Elimination # 2) Savage receives some unexciting punishment. Rikishi tried to eliminate Ryan Savage, who hung onto the top rope. Kick by Chris Jericho...to the facial regions. Break that nose! Yeah! Jericho tried to eliminate Aidan Raider, who hung onto the top rope. Jericho takes a headbutt from John Cena. Chris Jericho got eliminated by Cena. (Elimination # 3) John Cena with a spinning neckbreaker on Edge. Cena tried to get Edge over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Spear on Test by Edge. Test got thrown over the top rope by Edge. (Elimination # 4) Weak kicks from Raider. Those were shit. Eddie Guerrero got thrown over the top rope by Raider. (Elimination # 5) Rikishi gets smacked around like a bitch. Rikishi was eliminated by Edge. (Elimination # 6) Full nelson on Raider...i remember when Warlord used to do that. God he sucked. Edge tried to eliminate Aidan Raider, who hung onto the top rope. Ryan Savage gets hip tossed by Raider. Raider tried to get Ryan Savage over the top rope, but Gravity made the save. Bodyslam by Edge. Edge went for the elimination, but Aidan Raider held onto the ropes. Savage hits a weak kick. John Cena got eliminated by Savage. (Elimination # 7) Dropkick from Raider. Edge got eliminated by Raider. (Elimination # Aidan Raider strikes Ryan Savage. Ryan Savage gets hip tossed by Raider. Ryan Savage can barely stand. Here it comes - Spear. Ryan Savage was eliminated by Raider.

#1 CONTENDER TO THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP: Aidan Raider

#1 CONTENDER TO THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP: Ryan Savage

Test vs The Rock

Test gets slammed. Test counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Test hits Rock with some amateur blows. The Rock charges, Test moves, and the referee is knocked out. Test turns Rock inside-out with a clothesline. Cover, but there's no one to count for Test. The Rock reverses a hip toss. The Rock with a spinning neckbreaker on Test. Rock hits a piledriver on Test. 1 - 2 - no 3 though. Test walks into a slammy shoulder thing. 1 - 2 - 2.999 The Rock misses a clothesline. Powerslam from Test on Rock. 1 - 2 - kick out before the 3. The Rock, like so many teenage boys, uses a right hand. Except in this case, it's for a punch. The Rock has Test down on the canvas. Here it comes...Sharpshooter! Test taps!