Subject: RCF SUMMERSLAM 2012! Wed Jun 20, 2012 1:50 am
SUMMERSLAM PRE-SHOW *LIVE ON YOUTUBE.COM*
Jim Ross: My God, what an ovation! The roof is nearly flying off into the Dallas skyline!
Jerry Lawler: This crowd is definitely pumped up for SummerSlam tonight, and damn, who wouldn't be? We have The Rock and Big Show in the youtube pre-show! That should tell you how good the show will be!
Jim Ross: We asked a few people in Dallas today who they thought would win their matches tonight, including some people not on the card including Daniel Bryan and CM Punk! Watch their responses.
*There is a montage of people making their predictions, including Daniel Bryan predicting Mike Cole.
Jim Ross: Well, those people definately were for The Rock in our pre-show match, don't you think, King?
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but I think Big Show will win, personally. The size advantage is just too much!
Big Show vs The Rock
Rock hits a right hand. Show counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Big Show hits some weak-looking punches. The Rock charges, Show moves, the referee gets knocked out! Flapjack from Show. Pinfall attempt, but the referee is out. Show walks into a trip. Back elbow connects, Show staggers backward. The Rock hits a bulldog off the ropes. Cover! 1....2...kick out. Rock DDTs Big Show. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Big Show elbows The Rock in the face to break a hammerlock. Big Show hits a bulldog off the ropes. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. The Rock fights out of a grapple. The Rock moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Rock Bottom. 1....2...3, it's finished. Daniel Bryan has a chair. Show turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Rock is next to take a hard shot. Bryan has demolished everyone!
WELCOME TO SUMMERSLAM!
Jim Ross: My god, Dallas is jumping out of their seats for tonight's show!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah! I can barely even hear you and Michael Cole!
Michael Cole: Man, these fans are really pumped for tonight!
*ding ding ding*
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the United States Championship!
Justin Roberts: .. Introducing the challengers, first, from West Newbury, Massachusetts, John! Ceeeeeenaaaaaa!
Justin Roberts: And from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, he is the United States Champion, the Rated R Superstar, EDGE!
-- WWE United States Title Match! Edge vs Jacob Wolfe vs John Cena
Edge takes a snap suplex from Jacob Wolfe. John Cena walks into a chop to the pecs. Edge blocks a kick from Jacob Wolfe. Running knee lift from Edge. Big clothesline from Cena. Pin : 1....2....no! They cut that one close. Cena gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. John Cena fights out of a grapple. Edge scoops up Jacob. Cena bounces off the ropes and hits a flying Hart Attack clothesline. Edge turns Jacob inside-out with a clothesline. Edge takes a headbutt from John Cena. John Cena misses a big legdrop. Rude Awakening on Jacob Wolfe by Edge. Edge moves in for the kill. Edgeocutioner! 1....2....3.
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, and STILL United States champion, The Rated R Superstar, EDGE!
Jim Ross: What a match, as the US Champion walks out with his title!
Jerry Lawler: Yeah, but will the WWE Champion knock back Chris Jericho in his quest to become the top wrestler in the world? We'll see, next.
Justin Roberts: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the WWE championship! Introducing first, he is the WWE Champion, self-proclaimed 'best wrestler in the world', Phillip Phillips!
Justin Roberts: And introducing the challenger, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, Y2J, CHRIS! JERICHO!
-- WWE World Title Match! Phillip Phillips vs Chris Jericho
Phillip Phillips strikes Jericho. Jericho counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Phillip gets slammed. Phillip reverses an irish whip...and Chris Jericho runs into the referee! Phillip walks into a face crusher variation. Cover, but there's no one to count for Chris Jericho. Phillip reverses a Chris Jericho hammerlock. Driven DDT by Phillip Phillips. Second rope splash by Phillip. Cover! 1....2...kick out. DDT from the top rope by Phillip Phillips. Pin : 1....2....no! Shoulder up at the last second. Jericho counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Second rope splash by Jericho. Pin : 1....2....kick out! A split-second away from a three. Phillip Phillips elbows Chris Jericho in the face to break a hammerlock. Phillip Phillips moves in for the kill. Phillips Screwdriver!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!!
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, and still WWE champion, Phillip! Phillips!
Justin Roberts: The following contest, is a Texas Death Match, scheduled for one fall. Now, in this match, you must pin your opponent, immediately followed by the referee counting to ten. If the opponent cannot make it up by the count of ten, you win the match. If the opponent DOES make it up by the count of ten, you must pin or make your opponent submit for the referee to start counting again.
Justin Roberts: Introducing first, from Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada, weighing 236 pounds, he is the Prodigy, Randy! Reaume!
Justin Roberts: And his opponent, from New York, New York, weighing 220 pounds, the self proclaimed 'best wrestler alive', Mike! Cole!
TEXAS DEATH MATCH Randy Reaume vs Mike Cole
Randy Reaume strikes Mike. Randy hits a face jam on Mike Cole onto a chair. Randy hits a dropkick on Mike Cole. Randy uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Mike counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Mike Cole sets up a chair, then bounces off it to hit a flying avalanche into the corner Springboard reverse elbow by Mike Cole. Hooks the leg : 1....2....3! Mike Cole pins Randy. The referee counts: 2....3...4....but Randy stands up. Randy blocks a punch. Spinning bulldog in the corner, Mike is down. Hooks the leg : 1....2....3! Randy Reaume pins Mike. The referee is counting: 5....6....Mike Cole is back up. Tiger suplex on Mike. Cover! 1....2....3! Ring the bell. Randy Reaume pinned Mike. The referee gets to a seven count....and Mike Cole gets back up. Mike blocks a punch. Dropkick connects, Randy goes down. Randy backdrops Mike Cole out of a piledriver attempt. Driven DDT by Randy Reaume. Vince McMahon comes running down the aisle and into the ring! Huge chair shot! Mike Cole gets hit! Randy Reaume knocks Vince out of the ring. He has Mike Cole down on the canvas. Mike Cole gets locked in the Anaconda Vice! Submission victory! The referee counts to 10, this match is over!
Justin Roberts: Here is your winner, The Prodigy, Randy Reaume!
Jim Ross: My god, what a Texas Death Match!
Jerry Lawler: But why was Mr. McMahon out here??
Jim Ross: And the question is, who was that chair shot supposed to hit?
Jerry Lawler: Randy ducked out of the way and it hit Cole!
-- World Heavyweight Title Match! Cole Scorpio vs Dark Angel
Cole hits a massive spinning kick to the jaw. DA kicks Cole Scorpio in the gut to reverse the momentum. Kick from Dark Angel to the leg. Flying knee to the face from Dark Angel. Cole Scorpio avoids an avalanche, Dark Angel hits the turnbuckles hard. Table shot! Springboard reverse elbow by Cole Scorpio. The referee is counting: 5....6....Dark Angel is back up. Cole Scorpio blasts DA with a super kick. DA blocks a punch. Hip toss onto a chair by DA. The referee is counting: 7....8....Cole Scorpio is back up. Cole counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Dark Angel can barely stand. Here it comes - Scorpio Bomb. The referee counts to 10, this match is over!
(Sorry for half the show being gone, it completely fucked up. Half of the match with DA and CS was also deleted.)
