STARTING WITH THE END OF THE HANDICAP MATCH SINCE GODDAMNIT I LOST THE FIRST PART
This is basically a line by line thought on this.
KOFI KINGSTON! THE AFTERTHOUGHT!
OTUNGA! THE AFTERTHOUGHT!
SANTINO! THE AFTERTHOUGHT!
R-TRUTH! THE AFTERTHOUGHT!
It's 2 vs 3 and Lawler is STILL bitching. SHUT UP YOU ASSHOLE
FOUR HUNDRED POUND SPLASH
It's good to see the only involvement R-Truth has on RAW is a squash by Mark Henry.
Looks like he's gone far.
PSYCH...*fast forward*
Shut up, Lawler
And now they'll recap to Cena's stupid rap again, what a shock.
THE ROCK CONCERT BY THE ROCK HYUKHYUKHYUK
DID YOU KNOW THAT NOBODY CARES?
Wrestlemania is going to be awful.
Ooh, diva interviews.
The bella sluts.
Alicia Fox? Her hair looks fake.
Yawn Cena vs The Rock
Overrated vs Overhyped
The hoeski. Wonderful..
Looks like Eve got boobieplants
..friends with benefits? did she just actually say that?
Beth Phoenix is a slut
Eve is a slut
Zack Ryder is a slut
Eve is still a slut
Beth Phoenix is still a slut
John Laurinaitis is NOT a slut.
The Miz interrupts Laurinaitis's conversation.
..who's this sleaze?
...
I hate this guy.
Miz vs Punk..yawn
John Laurinaitis is kind of an idiot
Brodus Clay is back..I don't think we needed him back, to be honest
Jinder Mahal, AUUUGHHHHH
..Jerry Lawler is an idiot
Jerry Lawler is still an idiot
FUNK IS ON A ROLL
Who let those prostitutes into the building, Johnny?
Brodus rips his pants off.
Jinder Mahal is boring.
Jinder Mahal comes from behind!
And..the match is over..
Brodus has a seizure in the ring. SOMEBODY GET THE MEDICS!
Recap of this 30 second match for some reason..
Lawler is an idiot.
HBK is coming to the arena.
Lawler is an idiot.
MGK is a sleazebag..fuck off, dude.
I THINK I'M CUTE!
I KNOW I'M SEXY!
HERE COMES HBK!
HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS ARE AWKWARD AS ALL HELL
THE END OF AN ERA!
There are speakers in the ring, which means no fighting.
All of the Y2J signs are up...
Lawler is an idiot..
In 3 weeks..blah blah blah EVERYONE KNOWS
The end of an era, even though Jericho and Kane are from that era
TRIPLE H IS GOING TO END THE UNDERTAKER
TRIPLE H IS GOING TO END THE STREAK
TRIPLE H IS GOING TO END AN ERA
TRIPLE H IS GOING TO DO IT FOR HIM
TRIPLE H IS GOING TO DO IT FOR SHAWN
ABSOLUTELY NO-ONE HAS WALKED UP TO SHAWN AND CALLED HIM A LOSER
NO-ONE HAS CALLED HIM A FAILURE
NO-ONE HAS IMPLIED THAT HE COULDN'T GET THE JOB DONE
Undertaker's been gone the past couple weeks..
Undertaker is bald..
Fast forward 9 minutes...
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE
HOW DARE YOU
sHAWN, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU WANT ME TO SAY?
FAILURE?
A LOSER?
COULDN'T GET THE JOB DONE??
Alright, i'll stop faking excitement now..
Insecurities.
WHAT WHAT WHAT M INSECURITIES WHAT
YOU PRACTICALLY BEGGED FOR THIS MATCH
TRIPLE H BEAT YOU WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE
WHAT I'M NOT PREPARED TO ACCEPT IS YOU STICKING YOUR EGO IN THIS
THEY MENTION THE END OF AN ERA AGAIN
DEAR GOD SHUT UP THIS IS BORING
THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY
BLUH BLUH BLUH
BLAH BLAH BLAH
BLOH BLOH BLOH
BLEH BLEH BLEH
no, not this douchebag...please..
JAMES RODAY IS AN ASSHOLE
OH MY GOD YOU SUCK AT BEING A RING ANNOUNCER
DANGER: I'M AWESOME, YOU'RE NOT
DANGER: I HAVE HERPES, YOU DON'T
Punk does the old I'M FLYINNNG shtick..
HIGH KNEE AND BULLDOG
Miz's attire is boring..
Going for the GTS..
ON-KNEES SNAP DDT
SUPERPUNK KICKS OUT
Superpunk vs Supersheamus vs Supercena vs Superorton
ANACONDA VICE
AND OF COURSE HE TAPS
SUPERPUNK FUCKING WINS
SUPERPUNK WINS
MIZ IS OUT OF WRESTLEMANIA
I'd be EMBARRASSED to be called by that guy
CHRIS JERICHO!!
Jericho telling us that CM Punk is straight edge because his father is an alcoholic.
Punk's smirk has been wiped off his face. HA!
Alcohol is in his blood
He keeps talking about ALCOHOL
He craves alcohol
Jericho rambling and rambling
YOU ARE GOING TO DRINK EVENTUALLY, AND I'M THE ONE WHO' S GOING TO MAKE YOU DRINK
Jericho will leave him a broken man.
Jericho claims he'll make CM Punk an alcoholic.
A PATHETIC DAMNED DRUNK
CM Punk cries in the ring..
I kind of feel sorry for him. Actually, I do feel sorry for him.
I have human compassion.
LMFAO.
THE LAW OFFICES OF DAVID OTUNGA.
Best thing ever.
Hey, it's Randy Orton.
Kane blatantly misses a big boot on Orton.
Orton vs Swagger.
ORTON WITH A VICIOUS RKO
ORTON SQUASHING KANE
CLASSIC RKO POSE..KIND OF
Swagger looking to take advantage
Lawler is not an idiot for once
STOP TALKING ABOUT SANTINO YOU ASSHOLES
Nice dropkick, Orton.
SWAGGER INTO THE STEEL STEPS
COME AWN RANDY GET IM IN THE RING
This referee is a hoot.
BACK LIFE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW
LIVE*
Lawler is a bloody idiot again.
ANKLE LOCK
DDT TO THE FOOT
Swagger with a bodyslam
YES! SWAGGERBOMB!
FUCK ORTON DODGED
ANKLE LOCK
DAMNIT HE COUNTERED
Orton hangs Swagger on the rope and goes for a superplex.
..and he hits.
Orton uses his 5 moves of doom..
Rope-hung DDT. I can see where this is going.
RKO..
Why won't they let anyone go over this bitch? WHY?
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
HERE COMES KANE
Or, here comes the random red lighting..
Is Kane coming out?
..why are they recapping Cena?
This is some random shit right here..
TIME FOR THE ROCK CONCERT BY THE ROCK HUHUHUHUHUH
THIS FRIDAY
IT'S THE RETURN OF CHRISTIAN
THE PEEP SHOW WITH JOHN LAURINAITIS AND TAG TEAM MATCH WITH THE UNDATAKA!
THE RETURN OF THE PEEP SHOW!
GRANDEST STAGE OF THEM ALL!
COLLECT ALL FOUR COVERS OF THIS MONTH'S WWE MAGAZINE!
ALL THREE MEMBERS IN THE END OF AN ERA MATCH IN THE SAME RING!
YAWN CENA VS MARK HENRY NEXT WEEK! CAPTIVATING MATCH!
IF YA SMELLLLL
WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
HERE COMES THE OVERHYPED ONE AND HE HAS A GUITAR!!
ELECTRIFYING!
FINALLY
THE ROCK
HAS COME BACK
...
TO CLEEEVELAAAANDDD
THE ROCK IS PROUD TO COME OUT BEFORE WE START THE ROCK CONCERT
YOU HAVE BROKEN A RECORD
TONIGHT IS THE LARGEST SELLOUT CROWD IN THE HISTORY OF THE WWE IN CLEVELAND
YOU SOLD OUT YOU SOLD OUT YOU SOLD OUT
Rocky shows us his steroid muscles..
CLEVELAND CLEVELAND CLEVELAND CLEVELAND CLEVELAND CLEVELAND
LOL ROCK
HIS HAT WAS BACKWARDS
THAT GUY WHO CAME OUT, THAT WASN'T JOHN CENA
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF VANILLA ICE BANGED A TELETUBBY
AWKWARD SILENCE
I GUESS HE WANTED SOME OF THAT TELETANG
Vanilla Ice + Purple Teletubby = John Cena
TWO MINUTE RAP
NUMBER ONE TREND WORLDWIDE = #ROCKCONCERT!
ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY ROCKY
CLEVELAND ROCKS
Rocky smiling like a deformed stone cold
DIDN'T INVITE CENA CUZ HE TOTALLY SUCKS
This is kind of decent..
kind of..
"CENA'S GOT A MENSTRUAL CLOCK"
LMAO
LITTLE FRUITY PEBBLE FROM NEWBURY MASS
ROCK'LL TAKE HIS BOOT AND SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS
BET YOU'RE ALL HAPPY YOU'RE LISTENIN TO ME
AND NOT SOME GOOFY EMINEM WANNABE
AINT NO BALLS DOWN IN CENA'S JOCK
THIS IS GOLD
GOLD!
JOHN CENA'S DOCTOR
LITTLE JOHNNY CENA, WENT TO THE DOC
ROCK PUNCHED HIS JAW AND THE PAIN WOULDN'T STOP
AND DOC SAID CENA, YOU KNOW I'M A FAN
BUT PLEASE STOP BEGGIN FOR THAT RECTAL EXAM
LET'S ROCK!
YOU WANNA HEAR A LITTLE GOSSIP?
YES!
CENA AND EEEVE
ROCK SAW CENA MAKIN OUT WITH EVE
GRABBIN ON HER THIGH, TUCKIN ON HER WEAVE
CENA WAS HAVIN THE TIME OF HIS LIFE
I GUESS HE DIDN'T TELL HER THAT HE'S GOT A WIFE
LET'S ROCK! EVERYBODY LET'S ROCK!
DIVORCE LAWYER'S RIGHT UP THE BLOCK!
THE DAY JOHN CENA WAS BORN
APRIL 23RD, 1977
THE DOCTOR SHOUTED SEND THAT BABY BACK TO HEAVEN
SORRY MAMA CENA, BUT CHECK THESE CHARTS
LITTLE BABY JOHNNY'S GOT LAAADY PARTSSS
LET'S ROCK, EVERYBOOODY LET'S ROCKKK
LITTLE JOHNNY'S GOT THEM LADY PARTSSS
That might be the best thing i've ever witnessed.
OH SHIT, IT'S NOT OVER
Rocky disses some Cena fans..
DOESN'T REALLY MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY
NEVER IN YOUR LIFE WILL YOU EVER TASTE PIE
I KNOW YOU LOVE CHEWBACCA AND FRODO TOO
BUT YOU'RE A WALKING VIRGIN AND YOU'RE FOURTY TWO
YOU DRESS LIKE KIRK AND SPOCK
BUT WE'RE DANCING CAUSE CLEVELAND ROCKS
LOL CENA FANS
YES MORE
WHERE ARE THE LADIES IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT?
VERY SPECIAL LADY
THE ROCK'S WIFE?
ROCK'S GETTING SOME WINE, AND A DOZEN ROSES
SHE'S GOING TO MEET MY HOLY MOSES
GETTIN WITH THE ROCK IS A BOMB
YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME ASK CENA'S MOM
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"MARRY ME ROCKY" SIGN
CENA'S MOM CAN BARELY WALK
BUT WE'RE DANCIN BECAUSE CLEVELAND ROCKSSS
AW DAMNIT IT'S OVER
THAT SHIT WAS GOLD THOUGH
TEAM BRING IT!
THE MILLIONS AND MILLIONS
THE ROCK CAME BACK TO SCRATCH A MAJOR ITCH, HE'S GONNA MAKE CENA..
HIS KUNG POW BIITCH!
Rock won by far.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME, that was sort of fun. Mediocre raw though.
Tue Mar 13, 2012 4:14 am by Roy_McCoy