Subject: I am wrestling! Wed Jan 25, 2012 11:33 pm
AUSTIN CROSS!
The camera pans over the ring where Cole Scorpio stands
AUSTIN CROSS, I'M SICK OF YOU SPEAKING! I'M SICK OF YOU BREATHING! I AM THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE, I AM THE FUTURE OF THE BUSINESS!
The crowd chants: NASALLY NASALLY NASALLY
MY VOICE IS NOT NASALLY YOU PROLAPSED VAGINAS!
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo
My promos are watched more than anyone else's, my matches are better than anyone else's, my opponents are nothing! NOTHING! NOBODY IN THIS COMPANY IS ANYTHING! I'M THE ONLY PERSON WHO DESERVES TO WIN ANYTHING! Nobody, not Austin Cross or his mystery partner (hint: his only friend on the planet) are good enough to stop me when I'm by myself! But with my partner the Lockdown, the Ultimate Heel, one of the only wrestlers on the planet I can respect, they have no chance whatsoever! Add in to that Ultra Destroyer being in my corner, and you're not walking out of
ANNOYING ANNOYING ANNOYING
YOUR WHORE MOTHERS SISTERS AND DAUGHTERS COLLECTIVE MOANS WERE ANNOYING!
You're not walking out of Phenomenon at all! So instead of being cryptic, be a damn man! Be like me, the single greatest wrestler in the history of humankind, the beginning of a new golden age of wrestling, Stone Cold and Hulk Hogan and all the rest rolled into one, a 2 time world champion in my own right and a damn better one than you! STOP BEING A WHINY LITTLE BITCH AUSTIN AND
COLE'S A BITCH!
Hey, I AM NOT A BITCH!
COLE'S A BITCH!
Anybody who calls me a bitch wants to suck Austin's cock!
COLE'S A boooooooooooooooooooooooo in the back Phillip Phillips yells COLE'S A BITCH
Now be quiet, and somebody get Austin Cross out here! I want a piece of him before our match!
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Subject: Re: I am wrestling! Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:29 am
The
crowd cheered as the Korn song pounded threw the arena and the lights
began flickering from Black to Red to White, announcing the arrival of
Austin Cross. The fans cheered their heads off, loving the spectacle.
As the song played... Cross didn't step out. The fans started booing, and Scorpio sat back smiling.
Cole Scorpio: "See, I told you all. Austin Cross is nothing but a young cock-"
Suddenly, a fan threw a soda at Scorpio, it hitting him in the center of the chest. Cole was instantly red, charging at the fan. He swung at the fan, who ducked the punch. Standing behind him was Austin Cross. Cross caught the punch, and pulled Cole over the fan. He then started stomping on him, viciously sending kicks to the head and neck area. He then motioned for the fan to help carry Scorpio into the ring. The got him over the barrier and into the ring easily. Cross grabbed a mic and a chair, sliding both into the ring. He gave the chair to the fan, and put the mic to his lips.
Austin Cross "Let me OFFICIALLY welcome S. E. Xavier to the AWO! He has already made a bigger impact than Cole Scorpio! Speaking of which..."
Cole was starting to standup, recovering from the assault. Cross kicked him in the gut, motioning for Xavier to hit him with the Steel Chair if there is any resistance. He threw the Mic at Scorpio.
Austin Cross *shouting* "Got any thing to say, Fran Dreshcer?"
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Subject: Re: I am wrestling! Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:49 am
Suddenly, Ultra Destroyer sprints into the ring! He was hiding out of sight, Cole had this planned out the whole time! Xavier turns to face him while Austin is distracted by Cole grabbing his foot, and walks into the end of the world!
Xavier's skull bounces off the mat, as Austin finally manages to stomp Cole's hand away! He goes to strike Ultra Destroyer, BUT HOLY SHIT!
ULTRA DESTROYER NAILS THE ULTRA CONNECTION! Now he's helping Cole out, as Lockdown makes his way down to the ring! Cole stands over the unconscious form of Xavier, the unknown quantity in the Phenomenon match! He beckons for a microphone.
AUSTIN. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA CHOOSE PHILLIP PHILLIPS. EVEN AN INJURED PHILLY CAN DO BETTER THAN THIS PIPSQUEAK. LOCKDOWN, GO GRAB A FUCKING CHAIR.
Lockdown jumps out of the ring, and gets Cole a chair.
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU AUSTIN
He brings the chair down onto Xavier, holding it in place, before suddenly going on a rampage! He's beating him to DEATH out there!
Cole stops to catch his breath, and Austin starts to stand...
ULTRA DESTROYER WITH A CHAIR TO THE HEAD! NOW LOCKDOWN WITH ANOTHER! AUSTIN IS OUT OF THE RING!
Cole rolls out of the ring, chair still in hand. He wants Austin's blood to run across his skin!
HE SUCCEEDS! AUSTIN IS GUSHING BLOOD! Security and medical are FINALLY rushing to the ring to stop this madness!
