RCF RAW 8/27/12: WELCOME TO CHICAGO MOTHERFUCKER

Ryan Savage vs Randy Orton : Orton hits a stump piledriver on Ryan Savage. Ryan Savage is in trouble. RKO! 1....2....3.

Tensai vs Alex Jester : Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. Cover for a two count. Tensai powers out of a headlock. Jester hits a punch, but takes one right back. CLUBBERIN', CLUBBERIN', THEY BE CLUBBERIN' TONY! Sorry, flashback moment. Big kick from Tensai. There's a two count on the pin. Flapjack from Tensai on Jester. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tensai slams Alex Jester down. Big John Studd would be proud, no doubt. Jester drops out the back of a Tensai bodyslam attempt. Jester crushes Tensai with a sweet running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Vicious kick to the teeth from Alex Jester. Akira Maeda would be proud. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Jester uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Tensai walks into a high dropkick from Alex Jester. Tensai counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Running clothesline from Tensai, sloppily done. Tensai scores with a crappy looking standing spinebuster. Alex Jester is in trouble. Choke Hold STO! 1....2....3

Cole Scorpio vs Cody Rhodes : Rhodes walks into a high dropkick from Cole Scorpio. Cole Scorpio scores with a back heel kick on Rhodes. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Spin kick by Cole Scorpio to the face. Cole Scorpio misses a clothesline. Cody Rhodes hits a rolling kick on Cole. Rhodes crushes Cole with a sweet running senton. Hooks the leg for a two count. Cole ducks a wild right hand. Flying cross body off the top rope! Even Steamboat would have applauded the execution on that. There's a two count on the pin. Diamond Dust from Cole Scorpio, Rhodes is out. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Rhodes powers out of a headlock. Rhodes hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Cole Scorpio comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Cole Scorpio hits a rolling kick on Rhodes. Cole Scorpio has Cody Rhodes down on the canvas. Cody Rhodes gets locked in the Scorpio Lock! Submission victory! Cole Scorpio gives a murderous look toward Cody Rhodes...and attacks! Rhodes gets dropped to the canvas, then battered with a barrage of rights and lefts. Cole leaves the ring having left Rhodes down and out.

Daniel Bryan and Sheamus vs Mike Cole and Chris Jericho : Big kick from Sheamus. Back heel kick off the second rope, Jericho goes flying. Bryan \ Sheamus whip Mike into the ropes and hit a double backdrop. Whip into an upright table by Sheamus. Daniel Bryan misses a clothesline. Sheamus takes a flying neckbreaker from Chris Jericho. Nasty looking superplex by Chris Jericho on Sheamus through a table. Mike Cole nearly ends the career of Bryan with a screwed up german suplex. Dropkick connects, Sheamus goes down. Sheamus climbs to the top rope, ready to leap at Jericho. Daniel Bryan bounces off the ropes for an elbow drop without seeing his partner, and crotches Sheamus by accident. Chris Jericho has Sheamus down on the canvas. Lion Tamer!!! Sheamus taps out! Jericho \ Mike signal to each other...and they attack Sheamus \ Bryan! After an swift brawl, Sheamus and Bryan are left down in the ring.

Dark Angel vs Dolph Ziggler : DA uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Vicious lightning kick by DA on Ziggler. Cover for a two count. Dolph Ziggler takes the advantage after a i-block-your-punch-you-don't-block-mine routine. Stiff high kick on DA by Dolph Ziggler who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Dolph Ziggler hits a rolling kick on DA. Hooks the leg for a two count. Diamond Dust from Dolph Ziggler, DA is out. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Dolph Ziggler hits a rolling kick on DA. Dark Angel pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Super frankensteiner on Ziggler, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. Springboard dropkick from Dark Angel. Nicely done. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. DA hits a dropkick on Dolph Ziggler. Stiff high kick on Ziggler by Dark Angel who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Dark Angel misses a big legdrop after stalling too long. DA takes a flying neckbreaker from Dolph Ziggler. Vicious kick to the teeth from Dolph Ziggler. Dolph Ziggler floors DA near the ropes and makes the pin. Ziggler is using the ropes for leverage! The referee hasn't seen it: 1....2....3!!

CM Punk vs Blaze Griffin : Spinning back kick from CM Punk. Kick from CM Punk to the leg. Hard back suplex on Griffin. Anyone remember when that was Shawn Michaels's finisher? Punk hits a dropkick on Blaze Griffin. Blaze Griffin ducks a clothesline attempt. Griffin hits a dropkick on CM Punk. Griffin crushes Punk with a running senton. Cover for a two count. Punk counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Lightning kick by Punk on Griffin. There's a two count on the pin. Shining Wizard on Griffin, Punk really laid that one in. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Punk only gets knees on a splash. Standing leg lariat by Blaze Griffin on Punk. CM Punk ducks a clothesline attempt. Spin kick by CM Punk to the face. CM Punk moves in for the kill. Go To Sleep! 1....2....3.

The show ends with the announcement of Mike Cole vs Sheamus in an I Quit Match and Blaze Griffin vs CM Punk for the World Title in Hell in a Cell at Unforgiven.