HOWDY Y'ALL!

Subject: HOWDY Y'ALL! Tue Jun 26, 2012 9:08 pm

The Screen shows a empty bar. There is a man in the distance walking towards the bar he looks around too se if anyone was arround and round-house kicks the door open he smirks then enters the bar. He looks around for people but does not find anyone. A fridge catches his attention. He goes in the direction of the fridge with every step he takes the floor squels. when he opens the fridge there is a slight cold breeze hit his face. There is a Budlight Beer Bottle and a Apple Juice he looks up as he was thinking and grabs the apple juice. He takes a seat at the nearest table and looks at the camera.
Kocaine
Howdy y'all my name is David Van Ulrich! but you can call me Kocaine. Let me tell you a little bit about myself! I am a famous Indy wrestler, i'm well known for my jobbing skills and horrible promos. Many people look at me and call me a "Weirdo" and a "Idiot" and allot of hurtfull things but i find a way to get past e'm.
He takes a sip of some apple juice and looks up at the ceiling. He gets up and walks back out passing the doors that he kicked a minute ago. He smiles when the sunlight hit his pale skin, but his smile turned into a frown his nuts where itching sp he said "Excuse me" and took his hand down his pants and scratch them. He seamed to like it because he was moaning. He took his hands out and smelled them, he smiled and looked back at the camera.
Kocaine
Where was i? ... oh yeah i just want you fans to know that i love what i do and i love seeing smiles on these fans faces, and i also like to jack off to some hardcore porn ... well i think everyone does . My dream here is to prove to everyone ... that i am the WORST wrestler alive. Some may say "Just quit wrestling" or "You are a joke, and i do belive that you are the worst wrestler ever so keep it up loser" but i don't give a little childs tight anus! i don't care what my haters say. This is a wrasslin company and i am the best and jobbing! and you will all see that come next week when i debut! so guess i will see everyone there next week and i hope i lose!
David smiles and looks at the camera in a sexual way. He licks his lips and licks the camera after he does that he winks and points to his cock and just walks away with a smile on his pale face. Right as the camera turned around it got knocked down by a mysterious force. You could hear Moaning and growning in the back ground, a familiar voice was heard saying "OHH YEAH BABY THAT'S THE SPOT" and another voice yelling out "RAPPEEE". The camera was picked up and turned around to reveal Kocaine naked, he licks his lips and then turns the camera to the cameraman lying on the floor naked. Holding his anus and yelling "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU" the camera then goes static...