Wilmer Patacky's Contract.

WARFARE ENTERTAINMENT WRESTLING CONTRACT

Ring Name -"Wacky" Wilmer Patacky
Nickname(s) - The Wacky One
Picture Base - Spanky(Brian Kendrick)


Hometown - Fort Worth, Texas
Height & Weight - 5'10", 175lbs.
Alignment - Face

Personality
Traits - Completely wacky. Perverted, yet is quite the ladies man. This
is all fun for him, but if you try and ruin his fun, he'll get serious.
Often wrestles in his boxers, which are orange with a yellow smiley
face on the crotch and ass.

Wrestling Style - Charismatic/High Risk
Entrance Music - "Wow, I Can Get Sexual Too" - Say Anything

Normal Moves (1-15) -
Crucifix head scissors
Crucifix
Hurricanrana
Sunset flip bomb
Frog Splash
Superkick
Missile Dropkick
Flying Cross Body
Diving Plancha
Springboard hurricanrana
Corner Moonsault Kick
Enziguri
Wrap-around DDT
Springboard Dropkick
Flying Calf Kick

Signature Moves (1-3) -
Wack-o-Rama - Rope run Tornado DDT
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Nocturnal Emission - Angels Wings
The Wack Attack - Sliced Bread #2

Finisher(s) (1-3) -
Masturbation Mayhem


Lubrication Twist


Premature Ejaculation
(Go to :26 for the move)


Specialty Match - Ladder Match.
Specialty Weapon - Ladder.

Background/Gimmick
- William "Wilmer" Patacky was raised by his mom, who was a porn star.
His father, who was a porn director had him every other weekend. In
other words, he grew up knowing about sex at a very young age. Most
people find it offensive or vulgar, or can even be shy about their sex
lives...but not Wilmer Patacky! He grew up loving three things
most...women, sex and wrestling. Up until high school, Wilmer was picked
on...but his freshman year he was the star of both the soccer team and
was undefeated in the wrestling 120lbs. class, going on to win state and
beyond. Instead of college, however, he went into business with two
things he loved most...sex, and wrestling. He and his best friend from
school and former tag team partner, "Crazy" Jerry Mazy, opened their own
porn studio, "Masturbation Nation Films," seeing as how they were known
as The Masturbation Nation. In his wrestling career, he has never been
pinned or submitted. In his very first professional wrestling match, he
won the World Fantasy Wrestling Heavyweight Championship in the
company's debut show, beating three of the company's best in a 4-way
Cage of Death Elimination Match. WFW didn't last, however, as Wilmer was
the company's first and only World Champion. He also won Revolutionary
Wrestling Federation's Hardcore Championship in his debut there in a
fatal fourway ladder match, until the company closed down. Then Wilmer
ventured to the PCW, where he won the Hardcore Championship in his
debut, only for it to be retired right after he won it and changed to
the PCW Pure Championship, making him the first and last PCW Pure
Champion. The next week, he won the PCW Cruiserweight Championship in a
ladder match at what came to be known as PCW's last event, making Wilmer
the last ever PCW Hardcore and Cruiserweight Champions, as well as
PCW's first and last Pure Champion. Next was the Extreme Championship
Wrestling Federation where he and Jerry Mazy as the Masturbation Nation
went on to be an undefeated tag team, as well in singles competition,
and were the only team to hold both the ECWF Tag Titles as well as the
World Tag Titles(separately, there was a brand extension at one time and
when they were drafted to the other show they were stripped of the ECWF
Tag Titles, just to win the World Tag Titles in their debut on the
sister show). With Jerry now working at MNP full time, Wilmer is looking
to lace up his boots once again and grace us with his in-ring ability.
And, yeah...he's looking to win more gold. Because gold gets girls.