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PostSubject: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 12:58 pm



The crowd cheered when Phillip Phillips' theme hit the speakers, wondering what he was about to address this time after being eliminated first on Fusion the previous night. However, when he emerged in a wheel chair, being rolled out by Austin Cross, the crowd seemed less excited. As Austin wheeled him down the ramp, Phillip lifted a microphone from his lap.

PHILLIP PHILLIPS
...I ripped my dick.

The crowd laughed, and even Phillip grinned slightly in his attempt to lighten up a serious matter.

PHILLIP PHILLIPS
Or, as the doctors would say, I tore my groin.

He said the last part in a very intelligent, formal-sounding voice to mimic how the doctors might have put it.

PHILLIP PHILLIPS
Anyways, on a more serious note, this is actually a legitimate injury, and I won't be able to wrestle for quite some time.

The crowd booed, dreadfully anticipating this moment since he announced his injury.

PHILLIP PHILLIPS
Now, I'm sure you're wondering... how did this happen?

Austin swung the chair around so he was facing the tron, which began to play a video. It showed the match from Fusion, Michael London locking Phillip in a belly-to-belly position before tossing him out of the ring.

PHILLIP PHILLIPS
Now look right here.

The video slowed down on his landing, clearly exhibiting how he landed awkwardly, thigh-first on the edge of the announce table before rolling back onto his stomach.

PHILLIP PHILLIPS
See how I hit the announce table there? Not fun. But just to make it worse...

It now transitioned into a scene of Benjamin Paul, stomping away at the groin area of a limp, lifeless Phillip seated against the barricade, then pulling him by the legs up to the ramp.

PHILLIP PHILLIPS
However, it's not too serious, and I should be able to return after AWO's first payper view, Phenomenon.

Austin Cross stared on awkwardly, but tried to brush it off as he grinned at the crowd.

PHILLIP PHILLIPS
But for now... I can't feel my balls.

After dropping the microphone which proceeded to roll down the ramp, he leaned over in the chair and held his crotch in pain as Austin rolled him back up the ramp.




END OF PROMO


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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:15 pm

OCC: LMAO
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:27 pm

Fine jeez. I was under the impression that attacks were acceptable. Whiny whiny whiny


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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:30 pm

WTF THE PROMO WAS OVER DELETE THAT NOW


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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:34 pm

Fine
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:35 pm

WTF happened to the rule that stated you could only attack someone in a promo if you had the person's permission? Goddammit...
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:37 pm

That's a rule? Legit sorry bro.

Even if you are a whiner. And deserve a chair to the dick.

(Took me thirty minutes to write that on phone btw)
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:43 pm

Yeah Cole you can ONLY attack a person w/ their permission and you can only attack him 1 week i think you can't just attack people every promo - Tre
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:46 pm

Really? Cool. I'll remember that in the future.
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:42 pm

And I get no credit for coming up with your injury. Assgag.
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:45 pm

Austin Cross wrote:
And I get no credit for coming up with your injury. Assgag.
Yes you did. You got to wheel me to the ring.
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 2:58 pm

-______________________- What am I, a slave?
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 3:03 pm

Austin Cross wrote:
-______________________- What am I, a slave?
Yes. Now go fetch me a cola or I might have to get the whip.
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:14 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 07, 2012 5:16 pm

Guys guys guys. We all know that Austin can't suck your dick while it's hurt Phil. So stop whining.
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PostSubject: Re: Insert Sad Face Here   Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:37 pm

TRE, can you move this to the character development promos? Doesn't really fit in here.
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