hello awo

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The
camera opened up to the scene of a playground, with a building just
behind it. The sky, is dull and it seems like a storm is about to pass
through. DA is seen in the playground, gazing up at the sky. He then
turns to face the camera, and walks toward it.

I
guess it's time to admit, Alex Kross is of better skill then me. And so
he advances to Bank Heist while I am left to fall by the wayside. It is
not this way however, I consider it now, on second thought, a great
relief off my shoulders. You see, the Bank Heist contract is practically
designed for those who are either too lazy, or of not enough skill to
get to the world championship. Ergo, my goal would be completed in a
much less respectable manner...

His head wonders downward, and then gazes to the right of the screen.

...and so I trek away from my goal, for now anyway.

His head swiftly turns back to face the camera.

Set
my sights on Ric Payne, my opponent this week. Another person who is
overzealous about himself. It wasn't always that way was it Ric? You'll
undoubtedly remember this place. It is Parts Unknown Elementary isn't
it? Hahaha Ric, I know I'm not unstoppable , I'm far too intelligent not
realise that nobody is... truly...unstoppable. But it's fun to pretend.
Of course you'd know all about that Ric wouldn't you? Pretending you
had friends as a child...pretending your parents cared about you. I know
you were bullied Ric, I know the extent of which too. Your weight, was
abnormal, your ugliness was abnormal! Do you not see a patern ladies and
gentlemen? Ric Payne is, was and always will be a freak of nature. A
freak that wasn't planned.

DA turns around and walks towards the swingset, pressing his right arm against one of it's supports.

I've
done a bit of my research and found the Payne household. I talked to
Mr. and Mrs. Payne and after a bit of...coercion, they told me the real
story of Ric Payne.

He walks through
the playground once more, the chukies crunching as he does so. He comes
to a stop at the roundabout and leans on one of the bars.

They
wanted a nice, model kid who would be popular, tough, good at sports
you know all that American school stuff. Instead they got a small plump
of a kid who couldn't find his ass with his elbow. Socially backward,
bullied and not able to stand up for himself...What I'm getting at,
WEAK!

He angrily turns to face the camera, the velocity causing the roundabout to spin.

Weak,
Ric. All that caused you to, when you got older, man up a bit. But you
still hid your ugliness with that even uglier mask. You still joined up
with a few guys who would fight your battles for you. A group of
failures, that's what DeVotum is. Since your allready the size of around
3 men anyway, why join up with "DeVotum". A pack of thick, talentless
warthogs. Me, Alex and heck even Kevin Devestation, beat your boy
senseless last Saturday. DeVotum is a failure, I can tell deep, deep
down that you question just how great they're looking, their loyalties
maybe? No, haha your to stupid to realise anything even if I handed you a
report on it.

He walks toward the camera again.

Your
attempt at getting in my head by basically calling me a misogynist,
saying how I'm a coward. Didn't work. Nobody can get in my head anymore,
not even you, there's one too many voices in there as it is.
Hahahahahaa...

Goodbye for now Ricky, See you at the Supershow.

The
camera fades to black, while whispers that are too hard to understand
are heard until it cuts to an instant, darker blackness.

Subject: Re: hello awo Sun Apr 15, 2012 9:27 pm

My promo...

Guest

The fuck? Who is this?

Guest

this promo seems very familiar...

Subject: Re: hello awo Mon Apr 16, 2012 10:08 pm

Penis ... all i have to say